I had the idea to shave my bikini line in the shape of Seneca Crane’s beard from Hunger Games:
Pretty sure my doctor wouldn’t catch on, but it would be awesome to give the nurses something to giggle at.
I actually started to make a beard for myself… but turns out, I just don’t have the vertical coverage for it. It would have been completely botched, and boy I didn’t want to be that girl, you know, the one with the bizarre personal habits they must all sit around in their break room gossiping about. I settled for a nice, even trim instead.
But look, if any of you ladies out there can actually pull this off, please do it. I want to know what happens.